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Forget Adam Lambert....I think we have found Queen's new singer

A drunk guy in cop car sings Bohemian Rhapsody. Click  HERE for the epic video. This might actually be Susan Boyle after a night at the pubs, I'm not quite sure.

A worthy cause. Please help white kids get iPads.

From the folks at Funnyordie.com again. I spit out my coffee this morning.

Honey Badger Saw His Shadow

Pass the butter! Maine Red Claws make Funny or Die!

I was surfing the interwebs tonight and noticed that our beloved Maine Red Claws are mentioned in a www.funnyordie.com post.
It's pretty hilarious, as usual. Click HERE to check it out.

I just won the Nigerian Lottery!

I love it when I win stuff! Unfortunately I get these bullshit spam lottery notices daily.

Do people really fall for this crap? I pasted the most recent one below.

Winning Notification

Alvarez, Aubree aubree.alvarez@wku.edu	3:20 PM (21 minutes ago)
to undisclosed recipients

Your email just won you the sum of £1,000,000.00 GBP
in the online sweepstakes organized By Microsoft Lottery
contact Email: bmsftprom_2012@shqiptar.eu for your claim
Note: Winner is advise to Verify his/her information for confirmation.
Full name:
Home Address:
Tell:
Country:
Date of Birth:
Occupation:
Nationality:

Regards,
Mr Barry Tomson
Fudiciary Agent
All mail should go to msftprom_2012@shqiptar.eu

A note to the criminal element that is sending me this shite: Step up your game.

Have you heard of spellcheck? Come on Mufasa, proofread before you send me this stuff.

"Winner is advise to Verify his/her information for confirmation."

I'm pretty sure you meant "advised", and I'm also pretty sure "Verify" doesn't need capitalization.

But I am also the product of public schools here in the States. I'm sure you are correct.

When I hear about someone in Cousinhitch, Utah or Possumtaint, TN that fall for these scams I really don't have much sympathy. 
Not only do they CONTACT these leaches, but then they WIRE them the "Tax, escrow, and release fees for the Kingdom of Zamunda". Sweet Jesus people are stupid.

Little know fact: Zamunda is the richest country in Africa due to it's Scam Lottery programs, and it's monopoly on CNN voice-over work.
This...is CNN.

It's gotta be tough being Eli Manning

Quote-o-rama Game

Alright, let's try something fun. I get on average 500 visitors every time I post something new. Not bad since this blog is about as half-assed as the governments attempt to balance the budget. I literally throw things up while I am on hold for people on a conference call. With that being said...let's put a little effort into this. If this catches on I may be able to provide some fun prizes for the best quote. This was sent to me a while back. Post your best caption below the picture. Here are a couple to get you started:

-Bat Man and Red Robin
-TSA superhero Herb Sneiderman takes a break from defending our country for an Elevation Burger and a Lipitor.

Newt/Dwight

If you don't follow George Takei on Facebook you should. He is hilarious. I snagged this off one of his posts today. I could literally post things all day from him. Everyone needs a gay uncle like George. By the way, I can see why Newt is a ladies man...who wouldn't want that. Those David Koresh glasses and that Herb Tarleck tie (Google WKRP in Cincinatti if you consider Pearl Jam as classic rock) and he just screams STUD.

You are absolutely disgusting

Can't give credit to this one..showed up in an email...and you know who you are. Thanks.