Maybe he should lay off the Dos Equis. This is a so sad.
But if Lindsay Lohan can make a comeback, I'm sure there is hope, and he will be back to cliff diving with supermodels and feeding abandoned eagle chicks on the side of a cliff in no time.
OK, I KID. This isn't the most interesting man in the world.... but he may be a solid 4th or 5th.
This handsome fella, Jeff Howard, was arrested not once, but TWICE in one week according to the Bangor Daily News .
In his first mastermind caper, he was busted after being identified on a security camera (Allegedly) turning on faucets and letting them run at a local college bathroom. But the piece de resistance is that he reportedly crapped not in, but NEXT to a toilet.
OK, I admit not being able to find the remote and watching a tv show I don't really want to watch out of pure laziness, but making a conscious decision to look at the toilet and think "well, it IS two steps away, and I will actually have to sit, and then get up again...oh what the hell, I'll just drop a mud bunny right here." is the epitome of laziness.
His second arrest involved stealing (Allegedly) a pair of shoes from the Famous Footwear at the Bangor Mall. I wonder if they were those bun and thigh toning sneakers? Naw, this is a guy so lazy he dumps NEXT to the toilet. I bet they were UGGS.
I hope that the fourth most interesting man in the world can see the error of his ways, and get his shit together. Or, at the very least, get it in the bowl.
