Yes Donkey, everyone loves a parfait. AND Explosions.

 


Ok, whoever at Old Spice came up with this should get the Nobel prize for awesomeness. I'm assuming it was the Old Spice guy who came up with the idea while he had some downtime from being on a horse and being on a boat. And if they don't have a Nobel prize for awesomeness they should, because that would be, you know, awesome.
The site lets you click down the plunger, then a car, a boat, a tanker truck..no wait TWO  tanker trucks blow up.
Click on the site Here, and blow stuff up. It's that simple.
Simply awesome.
Or click here http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/
Remember, don't look back.

Wow, the most Interesting man in the world looks AWFUL!

 


 

Maybe he should lay off the Dos Equis. This is a so sad.
But if Lindsay Lohan can make a comeback, I'm sure there is hope, and he will be back to cliff diving with supermodels and feeding abandoned eagle chicks on the side of a cliff in no time.


OK, I KID. This isn't the most interesting man in the world.... but he may be a solid 4th or 5th.
This handsome fella, Jeff Howard, was arrested not once, but TWICE in one week according to the Bangor Daily News .
In his first mastermind caper, he was busted after being identified on a security camera (Allegedly) turning on faucets and letting them run at a local college bathroom. But the piece de resistance is that he reportedly crapped not in, but NEXT to a toilet.
OK, I admit not being able to find the remote and watching a tv show I don't really want to watch out of pure laziness, but making a conscious decision to look at the toilet and think "well, it IS two steps away, and I will actually have to sit, and then get up again...oh what the hell, I'll just drop a mud bunny right here." is the epitome of laziness.
His second arrest involved stealing (Allegedly) a pair of shoes from the Famous Footwear at the Bangor Mall. I wonder if they were those bun and thigh toning sneakers? Naw, this is a guy so lazy he dumps NEXT to the toilet. I bet they were UGGS.
I hope that the fourth most interesting man in the world can see the error of his ways, and get his shit together. Or, at the very least, get it in the bowl.






            

Myth: CONFIRMED! Cannonballs do go through houses!

CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE....I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. CANNONBALL!!!!!
 



Remember....don't try this at home! Oh those silly Mythbuster guys.
It appears that the guys from Mythbusters made a little boo boo while test firing a cannon at Camp Parks Military Firing Reservation. Adam (nerd ginge), and Jamie (the spawn of Curtis Sliwa and a walrus) were trying to fire the cannon but apparently made some type of calculation error (I blame new math) because the cannonball went over the base, through a house, over a highway, through another house, and finally came to rest inside a mini-van. Although I hear the mini-van had it coming.
Luckily no one was hurt, not even Buster the crash test dummy. 
You can read more about it at the NY Daily News HERE

Hello? Geico?

Tragedy struck Japan today when a convoy of expensive super cars crashed enroute to a small penis convention in Hiroshima.

According to MSNBC.COM    an outing of luxury sportscar enthusiasts in Japan ended in an expensive freeway pileup — smashing a stunning eight Ferraris, a Lamborghini and two Mercedes likely worth more than $1 million together.

The cause is being attributed to the lead car hitting the median barrier and the other vehicles crashed while trying to avoid that vehicle. 

I wonder if the driver was admiring his new hairplugs in the rear view mirror and lost his train of thought? Or perhaps the sun glinted of his porcelain veneers and he was temporarily  blinded.

In the end there were no serious injuries and all of the small penisis (peni?) involved were still in intact. For the full story click HERE

 

 

Herman Cain's 1986 Sexual Harassment Training

Herman teaches you about the "No Zone". Click the video below to play or click here

 

A great video from www.funnyordie.com

Hey...wouldn't this be a neat picture Earl!?

 No, Japanese tourists with cameras are not the ones who look like the biggest idiots.