Honey Badger Saw His Shadow

Pass the butter! Maine Red Claws make Funny or Die!

I was surfing the interwebs tonight and noticed that our beloved Maine Red Claws are mentioned in a www.funnyordie.com post.
It's pretty hilarious, as usual. Click HERE to check it out.

I just won the Nigerian Lottery!

I love it when I win stuff! Unfortunately I get these bullshit spam lottery notices daily.

Do people really fall for this crap? I pasted the most recent one below.

Winning Notification

Alvarez, Aubree aubree.alvarez@wku.edu	3:20 PM (21 minutes ago)
to undisclosed recipients

Your email just won you the sum of £1,000,000.00 GBP
in the online sweepstakes organized By Microsoft Lottery
contact Email: bmsftprom_2012@shqiptar.eu for your claim
Note: Winner is advise to Verify his/her information for confirmation.
Full name:
Home Address:
Tell:
Country:
Date of Birth:
Occupation:
Nationality:

Regards,
Mr Barry Tomson
Fudiciary Agent
All mail should go to msftprom_2012@shqiptar.eu

A note to the criminal element that is sending me this shite: Step up your game.

Have you heard of spellcheck? Come on Mufasa, proofread before you send me this stuff.

"Winner is advise to Verify his/her information for confirmation."

I'm pretty sure you meant "advised", and I'm also pretty sure "Verify" doesn't need capitalization.

But I am also the product of public schools here in the States. I'm sure you are correct.

When I hear about someone in Cousinhitch, Utah or Possumtaint, TN that fall for these scams I really don't have much sympathy. 
Not only do they CONTACT these leaches, but then they WIRE them the "Tax, escrow, and release fees for the Kingdom of Zamunda". Sweet Jesus people are stupid.

Little know fact: Zamunda is the richest country in Africa due to it's Scam Lottery programs, and it's monopoly on CNN voice-over work.
This...is CNN.

It's gotta be tough being Eli Manning